for all the advice on drugs. Still, all these thoughts are my own. I have no idea if any of these reactions are true, or possible or even believable. So, maybe you should just skip this one? Okay? Thanks.
Title: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling
Rating: R
Summary: They could afford their own limos, but really, why would they?
Notes: For Sandram.
Title: Tease
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Michael is really tired of the phone, until he gets an interesting call from Tom.
Notes: For Winterblue.
Title: Question
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Ian Somerhalder
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Who's prettier?
Notes: For Bexless and Tstar78. A continuation of Question.
Title: Waiting
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Ian Somerhalder
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Shower.
Notes: For Bexless and Tstar78. It makes sense that yours are related.
Title: Next Best Thing
Pairing: Al Gough/Miles Miller
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sick, Dirty and WRONG.
Notes: For Adellyna and Tresca. You're both evil. EVIL!
Title: Thanksgiving Turkey
Pairing: John Glover/Michael Rosenbaum
Rating: PG-13
Summary: I can tell what you're thinking.
Notes: For Aelora.
Title: The Only Thing That Mattered
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling
Rating: NC-17
Category: Smut
Summary: They always got together for normal guy things… but sometimes, Tom would show up with heat in his eyes and Michael was powerless to tell him no.
Notes: For Fragilebroken. Thanks for your help!
Title: Things
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling
Rating: NC-17
Summary: There are a lot of things that Michael loves about Tom.
Notes: For the Blow It With Feeling Challenge. Emotion: zeal. Thanks to Mslasha, Jadedmyrrmaid, and Tobyfan for the awesome beta work.
Title: Sometimes The Rumors Are True
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Michael and Tom discuss their favorite rumors and it degenerates into hot monkey sex. What else did you expect from me?
Notes: For Slodwick’s A Picture is Worth a 1000 words Challenge #2. Thanks to Mslasha, Tobyfan, Brooding_soul and Supergrover24 for the beta work and for not messing up my word count! This is the first picture boat dock.
Title: Santa Tom
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Christmas porn!
Notes: I apologize to RUN DMC for butchering "Christmas time in Hollis Queens" and to my husband for ruining a little bit more of his childhood. Thanks to Astrea9562, Jadedmyrrmaid, and Mslasha for the awesome and practically instant beta work. You girls are great!!
Title: Tension Relief
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling/Ian Somerhalder/Shawn Ashmore
Rating: NC-17
Summary: They have to do *some*thing to deal with the tension on the set.
Notes: I was talking to Visbot and this started as a joke. And then I decided that we might all need a little happy after the emotional turmoil that was “Asylum.” This was supposed to be done much sooner. Thank you to Brooding_soul, Drkcherry, Visbot and Astrea9562 for the awesome beta work.
Title: 13 Foot Gator
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling/Jamie Welling
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It’s fun! And it’s summer! And I’m sorry for the dirty wrongness.
Notes: For Rhiannonhero’s Summer Fun Challenge. I had a lot of betas on this one. Thanks to Terileigh, Tresca, Adellyna, Astrea9562, Jadedmyrrhmaid, Supergrover24 and Aelora. Normally, I don’t have that many betas. But, I was really insecure about some of the content here and had to refer to experts! Plus, I have pronoun issues.
Title: 13 Foot Gator Two: Three Isn't Always A Crowd
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling/Jamie Welling
Rating: NC-17
Summary: They’d taken the step, would there be consequences? Or just sex?
Notes: Sequel to 13 Foot Gator. I know this is wrong. Sometimes, I just can’t tell the different between bad attention and good attention. I can’t even blame this on anyone except myself. Thanks to Astrea9562, Jadedmyrrmaid, Mistressace and Tobyfan for the awesome and quick beta work. Also a big thank you to everyone that read this when I was panicked that it blew in the bad way and reassured me that it didn’t suck. At least not where it wasn’t supposed to.
Title: Sunset Island's Famous Wet T-Shirt Contest
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling
Rating: NC-17
Summary: There’s this one t-shirt that Tom just can’t forget.
Notes: For Rhiannonhero’s Second Annual Summer Fun Title Challenge. I’m going to apologize in advance. I didn’t mean to write this. Thanks to Astrea9562 and Tobyfan for all of the encouragement and the beta work.
Title: Guilty Pleasure
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Michael hates the guilt.
Notes: This came to me in the car. My muse is sometimes evil. Thanks to Astrea9562, Aelora and Shanalle for the awesome beta work.
Title: Boys On Film
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It’s all Michael’s fault.
Notes: I felt bad about the T-shirt fic. So I felt like I had to write something else to prove that they weren’t broken up. It made me sad. So I wrote this. Michael said it, so it has to be true. Chicka-bow-bow-bow, indeed, Michael. Thanks to Bittermint, Vagablonde, Kitkat3979 and Astrea9562 for all the beta work!
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Title: Storm
Pairing: Adam Brody/Ben McKenzie
Rating: PG
Summary: Ben's having a party.
Notes: For Kormanfan.
Title: A Spanking!
Pairing: Adam Brody/Ben McKenzie
Rating: R
Summary: Ben is always horny when he's drunk.
Notes: For Queenofalostart. She didn't really ask - just suggested that I write this pairing. Who am I to say no?
Title: Mouth
Pairing: Adam Brody/Ben McKenzie
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ben has noticed Adam staring at him.
Notes: For Moonlight_spike.
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Title: The Naked Time
Pairing: Greg Smith/Chris Pratt
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Limo ride for the boys.
Notes: For Misswindy. Fills her challenge too - using Star Trek titles. So what if it's RPS?
Title: Dispelling the Rumors
Pairing: Greg Smith/Chris Pratt
Category: Smut
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Greg and Chris have to share a dressing room due to redecorating. Rumors are discussed.
Notes: This is all Adjrun and Misswindy’s fault. The evil whores. Thanks to Marleigh and Misswindy for the awesome beta work.
Title: Sentimental Value
Pairing: Greg Smith/Chris Pratt
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Chris hated the sink in his dressing room.
Notes: For Slodwick’s A Picture is Worth a 1000 words Challenge #2. My picture is here: sink. Thanks to Visbot, Brooding_soul and Supergrover24 for the beta work and for not messing up my word count!
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Title: Surprise Visitor
Pairing: Dominic Monaghan/Billy Boyd
Category: PWP, Schmoop, AU
Rating: NC-17
Summary: My first finished LoTR fic.
Notes: For Shanalle. Happy Birthday!
Title: Hot And Naked
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Summary: Too hot for clothes.
Notes: For Brooding_soul.
Title: Second Opinion
Pairing: Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood
Rating: R
Summary: Elijah hates his teeth.
Notes: Drabble for Sirgabrielquin.
Title: Uninvited Guest
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG
Summary: Viggo isn't supposed to be at the Pirates premiere.
Notes: Drabble for Misty_girl. Via request of Bexless.
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Title: Too Long
Pairing: Lance Bass/Justin Timberlake
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's been entirely too long since Lance and Justin have seen each other. They meet up again at the Challenge for the Children. With sexy results.
Notes: For Grrleloquence.
Title: Take Off Your Pants!
Pairing: Anthony Kedis/Flea
Rating: R
Summary: Take off your pants!
Notes: Drabble for Jordan.
Title: Surprises new!!
Pairing: Lance Bass/Chris Kirkpatrick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lance likes it when Chris ‘surprises’ him.
Notes: For the 100 ways challenge. I was writing something else and then that stalled and this worked much better. Thank you so much to Quincykat and Astrea9562 for the awesome beta work.
Title: Debauchery new!!
Pairing: Chris Kirkpatrick/Lance Bass, Joey Fatone/Lance Bass, Chris Kirkpatrick/Joey Fatone/Lance Bass
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Joey’s getting married. Lance is a big slut.
Notes: I was talking to Xica_s, nervous about writing this, and she gave me the awesome idea. Much thanks to Dizmo and Aelita for inspiration, info and ideas. Thanks to Lancebelle for the hand holding when I panicked about 12 pages in. This is for Zvi (Witchqueen) for the Lance Slashficathon. Hope it’s what you were looking for and sorry that it's late. Thanks to Autumnyte, Lancebelle, and Astrea9562 for the awesome and quick beta work.
Title: Needy new!!
Pairing: JC Chasez/Lance Bass
Rating: NC-17
Summary: JC is lonely.
Notes: For the JC Slash Ficathon. I wrote for ianmcduff who wanted Basez, non kinky, vanilla in nature. So, I hope this works. Thanks to Astrea9562 and Autumnyte for the beta work!
Title: Theory of Visibility new!!
Pairing: Chris Kirkpatrick
Rating: R
Summary: Chris wakes up with a problem.
Notes: I swear that this was not inspired by a Clay Aiken song, no matter what Misswindy tries to tell you. And can you believe I didn’t write any smut? Me either. Thanks to both Astrea9562 and Autumnyte for the awesome beta work!!
Title: Challenging new!!
Pairing: Chris Kirkpatrick/Lance Bass
Rating: R
Summary: Lance is a little nervous about heading back to CFTC6.
Notes: Written almost entirely at work. Just to keep me awake. This is pure cheese. I am such a sap. Please do not read without shots of insulin nearby. Thanks to both Autumnyte and Astrea9562 for the awesome beta work. Special thanks go to Astrea for betaing in a fandom she’s not into, just for me.
Title: Needy new!!
Pairing: GSF
Rating: R
Summary: He just misses them.
Notes: Okay, second Popfic that I apparently titled Needy. Wonder what that means. Anyway. For the “Isn’t it Iconic” Fic Challenge. For Sathinks. For the icon shown here. Thanks to Xica_x for looking at it and telling me it was good enough to post.
Title: Twisted new!!
Pairing: Justin Timberlake/JC Chasez
Rating: PG-13/R
Summary: Games, games, games. Fun, fun, fun. Baby!Sync!
Notes: For the JuC challenge lyrics: 5. I find your playfulness appealing. Thanks to Astrea9562, Autumnyte and Escapist_xbq for the awesome beta work.
Title: Winds Of Change new!!
Pairing: Chris Kirkpatrick/Joey Fatone
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Joey isn’t prepared.
Notes: For the Soap Opera Cliché Challenge (I picked Natural Disaster). Thanks to Astrea9562, Autumnyte and Aotearoagal or the awesome beta work.
Title: Patterns On The Wall new!!
Pairing: Joey Fatone/Lance Bass
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Five years later, Joey discovers something that’s been there all along.
Notes: For Shanalle's Two Lines Challenge. Mine were, “I won’t be your winter, I won’t be anyone’s excuse to cry – Your Winter by Sister Hazel” Thanks to Astrea9562 and Autumnyte for the amazing and quick beta work.
Title: Acknowledgment new!!
Pairing: Chris Kirkpatrick/JC Chasez
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Chris wanted more.
Notes: For the 101 Sexy Nights Challenge. Thanks to Astrea9562 for the on-the-spot beta work. It's my first smutty TrickC! Wee!
Title: Cut Loose new!!
Pairing: Chris Kirkpatrick/JC Chasez, Lance Bass/Justin Timberlake
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Chris needs some excitement in his life.
Notes: For the Fortunes Five Challenge. Fortune: An old friend will introduce you to new people and new pleasures. Thanks to Astrea9562 and Msktrnanny for the awesome beta work!
Title: The Plan new!!
Pairing: Lance Bass/Jesse Tannenbaum
Rating: NC-17
Summary: He was sorry, okay?
Notes: I apologize in advance for this fic. Someone suggested this pairing should be called “Bassenbaum” and I love that. That’s officially what I’m calling it forever. Dear Jesse, please stop teasing us with myplace.com profiles and go back to getting photographed with Lance. Your crazy fans miss you. Completely unbetaed as I was late with this fic. All mistakes are mine, and the kind of stuff my wonderful betas usually catch.
Title: Male Bonding new!!
Pairing: Justin Timberlake/Chris Kirkpatrick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: He'd really fucked this up.
Notes: Written for the Don We Now Our Gay Apparel (DWNOGA) Challenge for Northern. My first Timbertrick. Aww.
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Title: Need A Moment
Fandom: Smallville RPS/The OC RPS
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Ben McKenzie
Rating: R
Summary: Want, take, have.
Notes: For Chickenjodie. This awards show is completely fictional.
Title: Premiere
Fandom: Smallville RPS/LOTR RPS
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG
Summary: Michael is a geek.
Notes: For Mosself.
Title: Uneasy Feeling
Fandom: Smallville RPS/The OC RPS
Pairing: Adam Brody/Eric Johnson
Rating: PG
Summary: Adam makes Eric a little nervous.
Notes: For Ruedifference. Set during "Crush."
Title: Paying for the Consequences
Fandom: Smallville FPS/Pop
Pairing: Lex/Eminem
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Fight!
Notes: For Sandram.
Title: Better Than A Thank You Card
Fandom: Lotrips/Queer Eye For The Straight Guy RPS
Pairing: Dominic Monaghan/Billy Boyd/Kyan Douglas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dom and Billy are one of the Fab5's "make betters."
Notes: For Shanalle.
Title: Catalyst
Fandom: Smallville RPS/Pop
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling/Lance Bass
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Tom thinks watching is the next best thing.
Notes: For Thamaris. This is another threesome. I bet they're getting old and boring.
Title: Accent on the Positive
Fandom: Lotrips/Alias RPS
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/David Anders
Rating: PG
Summary: His accent is fake.
Notes: For Celli and Shellah. I hope this is okay. Heh.
Title: Delusion
Fandom: Smallville/Smallville RPS
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Clark Kent
Rating: NC-17
Summary: He really needs to stop watching the television.
Notes: For Shanalle's Two Lines Challenge. My lines were “You walk through my walls / Like a ghost on tv – Ani Difranco - Gray. Thanks to Supergrover24, Brooding_soul, Velvetglove and Mlleelizabeth for the awesome and quick betas.
Title: Delusion Two: Party Time
Fandom: Smallville/Smallville RPS
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Clark Kent, Michael Rosenbaum/Tom Welling
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Michael has a crush on Clark and ends up at Allison’s Halloween party. The line is blurred between character and reality. A little.
Notes: Sequel to Delusion. For Killerloki. This isn’t exactly what you asked for, and it’s late, but I hope it works. There may be more to this. Thanks to Brooding_soul, Sparktastic, and Deeablo for the awesome and quick beta work.
Title: Issues new!!
Fandom: Smallville RPS/Pop
Pairing: Michael Rosenbaum/Lance Bass
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lance thinks Michael has issues.
Notes: This bunny just wouldn’t go away. And then people started encouraging it! I claim no responsibility – unless you like it. Then you can tell me how wonderful I am. This is actually not the story I started out writing. Somehow, it got turned around and now we have this. I have no idea what this is even. It was based on the pictures of both Michael and Lance at the Cabo Jazz festival in July 2003. Thanks to Astrea9562, Misswindy, and Icebun for the beta work.
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Title: Favor
Fandom: Trading Spaces RPS
Pairing: Ty/Doug
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Doug needs a favor.
Notes: For Alphafem.
Title: Strange Bed
Fandom: Buffy RPS
Pairing: Eliza Dushku/Alyson Hannigan/Emma Caulfield
Rating: R
Notes: Drabble.
Title: Weapons of Mass Destruction
Fandom: I sincerely hope this isn't a fandom.
Pairing: George W. Bush/ Tony Blair
Rating: PG
Notes: For Kellinator. [The webmistress would like to interject by highly recommending this fic.]
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